ETERNAL LOVE

He said he didn't love her anymore. She didn't care, but the cold feet of the other woman in bed between them upset her.

DECADENCE

Waiting for the ship to drown in water, he decided to drown himself in a glass of whisky first.

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A GIRLFRIEND IF YOU THINK SHE IS A WEREWOLF.

“Look, honey. It’s full moon.”

AFFARI DI CUORE

“Il cuore continua a battere”.
“Ma clienti ancora niente, eh?”

STREET CYNICISM

"You are walking a bad road, my girl".
"You're right, padre: today no client".

DRY RAIN

When it rains, there's a space between drops where it's dry. If you walk there, you won't need an umbrella.

COFFEE BREAK

He drank so much coffee it flowed in his veins. The nurse added two spoons of sugar to her cup of blood.

IT'S ALL OVER

As she turned off the television, she realised she was switching off their life.

FISHY STORY

He spent the whole night long trying to slide his hand up the girl's skirt. At daybreak he realized that she was a mermaid.

BON APPETIT

Two pidgeons on the sidewalk have their beaks right in a steaming spot of vomit. That's right. Even they deserve a warm meal.

UNPLEASANT DISCOVERY

“Oh my, this hand is not yours either!”

THE SHIT WE'RE IN

A fly is having his usual meal of shit. Then he screws up his face in disgust: "holy shit, there's a hair in my food".

A LAUGH OVER THE TRAGEDY

A little boy comes up from the water after a few days missing. His parents thought he was drowned. His first words were: “hey dad, seen how long I can stay underwater?”